lawak la sangat.....

surat cinta tipah...

Tipah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di kuala lumpur. Bila sudah duduk town, mula lupa asal-usul. pakaian seksi nak mampus, bercinta plak ngan laki mat salleh. ke hulu ke hilir menayang pakwe yg bermata biru.

punyalah eksen ke main si tipah sehinggalah satu hari dia ternampak pakwenya tadi dengan girl yg lebih cantik dan bergaya dari dia.

tipah menangis 3 hari 3 malam. Pada malam ke empat, tipah mengambil sehelai kertas dan mula menulis untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dengan lelaki mat saleh yg baru sebulan dikenalinya. Beginilah bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh tipah binti kulup kecil, yg berjaya kami curi...

Dear mike,

        I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

i have think about this very cook-cook. i know i clap one hand only. correctly, i have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. you grab hand she. you always ask for opology back-back. i don't trust you again! you are really crocodile land. my friend speak you play wood tree. first-first i think my friend lie me, but now i know you correct-correct play wood tree. so, i break connection to pull my body from this love triangle.

    i know this result is very correct, because you love her very high from me. So, i cut this connection to go far from here. i don't want you to play-play with my liver... i have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. i don't want banana to fruit two time.

   safe walk...

  tipah